Sexual Tension Unbearable Between 15-Year-Old, Rest Of World

MELBOURNE, FL—Palm Bay High School freshman Keith Ness said the overwhelming sexual tension he experiences daily between himself and roughly 3.65 billion other people on earth has become “almost more than [he] can handle.”

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